Bigfoot stomps around the forest, hoovering and cleaning, filled with misplaced self-righteousness.
Dexter eats. Bigfoot strides in and faffs around. Strides out again. Dexter rolls his eyes and turns up Deal or No Deal with flower-power pygmy Noel Edmonds.
Dexter finds a frying pan in the dishwasher. Bigfoot has got it wrong again, silly beast.
Dexter returns to his lair, with some nice wine. Bigfoot is an endangered species. Soon the forest will be at peace again. Dexter is thankful for unexpected mercies.
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