I have the mind of a 25 year old, but the back of an 80 year old. And just such an 80 year old asked me if I was ok on the bus the other day as I retired early with silly amounts of pain. I'm like a gran without the purple rinse.
I also left my keys in the fridge last week. Maybe I have the mind of an 80 year old too. But will they let me travel for free on the buses?
To comfort myself re my premature aging, I bought some French pinot noir today on the way home from work. The label is 'Kiwi Cuvee', which had me searching the Australia and New Zealand section. As I did so I noticed Morrisons had an interesting take on geography. Apparently Italy and Spain are in Eastern Europe. I wonder where Britain really is.
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