Oh penis, where art thou?

Strange dream.

I dreamt I was going to have my penis removed.

The possibilities:

a. My subconscious is telling me that if I'm not going to use it, I may as well not have it
b. I secretly want to become a woman
c. Eating cheese late at night causes odd dreams

Clearly option b is unpalatable. Option a hits a little too close to home. Therefore it must be the fault of the cheese.

Mystery solved.