Saturday, 1 May 2010

The British Electorate 101

Following Mr Brown's unfortunate encounter with Gillian 'I'm not a bigot' Duffy, I've decided to give some helpful points to remember when dealing with the British voter.

Avoid voters who:
- say 'I'm not racist but...'
- have a monobrow
- are wearing a tracksuit when it's the middle of the day
- live in Liverpool
- have earrings you could hoola-hoop with
- think Trident is just a gum

My vote goes to whichever party is tough on noisy horny foxes, tough on the causes of noisy horny foxes.

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